a discord bot for the tootsies server. ask, recap, discuss, ship features by typing.
A Discord bartender that answers questions, runs a play-money sportsbook, calls live games, remembers its regulars, and ships its own code. These deep-dives are how the hard parts actually work — written for engineers who want the why.
A play-money sportsbook that settles real games off three data providers that disagree on everything: provider-independent game identity, idempotent settlement that never pays the wrong team, a 3-second autocomplete over a 5-second fetch, and three feeds behind circuit breakers so it never goes dark.
Each is its own deep-dive’s worth of engineering. The source is linked.
| Surface | The interesting part |
|---|---|
| @Toots brain | Routes a question to live sports feeds, prediction markets, a music/chart reference library, or the web — under a grounding classifier that won’t let it invent a number. Answers in text, a generated image, a gif, or its own voice. |
| Live commentator | Calls live matches in a sharp bartender voice — goals, halftime reads, final recaps — grounded in real box scores, odds, and player props, on a per-phase cadence engine. |
| Markets backbone | The five-feed engine under everything sports — SGO, The Odds API, API-Sports, Polymarket, Kalshi — with per-feed circuit breakers, dynamic league discovery, and BM25-vs-semantic market search. |
| Voice & video | Hears a voice note and talks back — even sings. Watches a shared YouTube/X clip and knows what was said: captions-first transcription, an fxtwitter bypass for X. |
| Long-term memory | Remembers your regulars and does callbacks weeks later — semantic-vector recall over a behavior-fenced memory pyramid that won’t repeat what shouldn’t be repeated. |
| Presence | Knows when to jump into a conversation and when to shut up — and when to break a dead room with an opener. The chime-in / quiet-room scorers. |
| Self-build · /order | Type /order add a dad-joke command in Discord and minutes later it’s live — the bot files its own issue, writes the PR, runs CI, deploys, and pings you. It ships its own features. |
| Starboard | Server hall-of-fame boards that survive nickname changes, on an incremental cache that scales to full server history. |
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Reference docs: ALGORITHMS.md · INTEGRATIONS.md · CLAUDE.md. Source: github.com/mejasonmejason/tootsies.