The Yearbook

uzu876453 · 93 OVR 🏆

The Football Philosopher

“the football philosopher and dry deadpan skeptic. a Man City loyalist who'll send you two voice memos about why Pep is wrong, then coin the line of the day: 'don't introduce me to a vibe you can't maintain.'”

Chapo Está Muy Frío 🥶 · 92 OVR 🏆

The Resident Ghost

“a self-aware Warriors fan and a certified ghost, and everyone knows it. dry as hell with the reads, ran the legendary 'amigos saved this cord' bit, and won the Yadom beef the second he clocked that Yadom had edited his clapback.”

sailingsan · 90 OVR 💎

Matches Every Energy

“one of the girls, good-natured and always matching the room's energy. had the Love Island villain convicted before the episode even aired, and once got blamed for jinxing two teams in a single night.”

Yadom · 89 OVR 💎

Above The Fray

“stays above the fray on principle, sends others to do the dirty work, then quietly slips in the real answer. dropped the 'ebirkins jersey in the rafters' line the whole room lost it over, and once beat someone in Crossplay so bad they left the server.”

big julio✈️ · 89 OVR 💎

The Kill-Shot Merchant

“Atlanta's unofficial ambassador and a low-effort kill-shot merchant who somehow pulls the whole server's tea in under four hours. said GloRilla's got 'uncanny valley face, cute like a mannequin,' and just moved on.”

JeffB · 88 OVR 💎

Punchline Merchant

“the punchline merchant, broke but still out buying cologne. dropped 'No Role Modelz isn't getting you a casino,' insisted someone's feet weren't busted because 'she never got playing time,' and got his broom-closet access formally revoked.”

Iced out Haki (EP4OTW) · 88 OVR 💎

The Walking Encyclopedia

“the walking encyclopedia and the sports bar's whole energy source, a USA World Cup true believer who talks big and stays unbothered. rides for OKC no matter what, deflects every loss with a health excuse, and once fell asleep in the voice call mid-session.”

The Life Of Penguin · 88 OVR 💎

Chief Screenshotter

“always first to post the receipts, and will sleep through 35 minutes of a match then come in with a full tactical breakdown. a loud DR Congo believer who hit full vindication mode the second they scored.”

DeeJay 🧊🥶 · 87 OVR 💎

Unfiltered by Design

“unfiltered and fully leaning into it, the room's certified male Drake stan. once hit two Toronto McDonald's that were both out of poutine ingredients and had to settle for Burger King, a saga he has still not recovered from.”

RavynFatigue · 86 OVR 💎

Stats-Bot Professor

“the professor who gave the whole room its stats-bot tutorial, then got exposed by his own 2020 tweets putting on a cape for J Cole. a proud Rui Hachimura stan for purely meme-based reasons.”

zapper · 85 OVR 💎

The Anti-NYC Guy

“the anti-NYC guy and surprise geopolitical voice, equally at home ranting about baseball or Turkey-Iran relations. runs on pure bit energy right up until a Jets loss makes it real, then threatens to corner the wheelchair market.”

Hermano J De Nation De Drizzlam · 85 OVR 💎

Nation of Drizzlam

“fully committed to the 'Nation of Drizzlam,' all Rolls Royce monologues and 'IF I SPEAK' energy. claims he's completely drug-free while quoting 'drugs is all I need,' and once polled the women of the server on how they feel about men without cars.”

i grieve different · 80 OVR 🥇

The Devil's Advocate

“the resident devil's advocate and Beatles-loving music sentimentalist who'll pull up ChatGPT mid-argument to prove he was right. strong Drake opinions, and never met a debate he wouldn't take the other side of.”

Kurokai · 80 OVR 🥇

Chill Contrarian

“the chill contrarian and deadpan-comeback specialist who once offered the room a single multipurpose hate tweet to cover nine different artists. dropped the 'when the discord beef turns vegan' meme at the perfect moment.”

Omie · 79 OVR 🥇

The Measured Contrarian

“the measured contrarian who revisits Da Drought 3 every single month and was genuinely appalled Static had never heard it. will hold a losing position, like two flags being 'basically the same,' long past when anyone else would fold.”

Ryōiki Tenkai · 78 OVR 🥇

Iceman Lore Critic

“the OVO believer who won't let the room forget you can block songs on shuffle, and swears 'Habibti > Iceman, less skips.' roasts the Iceman storyline's plot holes as hard as he defends the man himself.”

Make Them D Ξ Δ N🥶🥶🥶 · 78 OVR 🥇

Straight Outta Messistan

“a die-hard Real Madrid fan and Ronaldo partisan who'll watch Al Nassr over a Champions League semi, then take the loss with 'injuries tho' energy instead of a meltdown. slips real tactical analysis in between the jokes.”

Cozi Cozz 🫟🫗 · 78 OVR 🥇

The Guy Who Notices

“the room's wild card who drops voice memos with actual takes and notices everything, allegedly not even in the channel but very much in the channel. a Kanye loyalist still not over missing the concert.”

J2SMOOTH · 77 OVR 🥇

The Zaza Prophet

“Boston-coded and here for the vibes, kept posting the Zaza GAME SEVEN gif like a prophecy until it came true. once asked Toots about quaaludes, got nothing useful, and just replied 'useless' to the whole room's delight.”

hanilla · 77 OVR 🥇

Here to Learn, Not Argue

“an Arsenal supporter who actually knows ball, here to learn and not argue. Shazams a song in a cafe and gets obsessed for weeks, and once mistook a random German building for the CN Tower.”

Eddie · 75 OVR 🥇

Love Island Brain Trust

“one third of the Love Island brain trust and the measured one who pulls gaza back off a hot take. a Knicks fan genuinely convinced they can beat the Spurs, and unashamedly a man who loves Drake.”

arnas · 74 OVR 🥈

Finances Already Sorted

“nineteen, European, and already has his finances completely sorted, studying psychology purely for the brain. defends his ice cream skills with photo evidence and buries the Turkish national team from inside the fanbase.”

ICE DRAGZ 🧊 · 74 OVR 🥈

Put It On Black

“'work, pay taxes, put what's left on black,' the correct answer, from the worldly Aussie casually disclosing a $2M Sydney mortgage. walks five meters from his own dog out of embarrassment, and rates Korean food dead last, having just been.”

2 Stylish 4 Da Radio · 74 OVR 🥈

Always the Follow-Up

“the room's measured centrist and designated follow-up-question guy, always asking who's that, what happened to them, how'd that work. curious about every fashion and cosmetic trend, and forever circling back to Cole discourse.”

MarzStrife · 73 OVR 🥈

The Self-Aware Menace

“the room's self-aware shit-talker and perfectly-timed chaos. announced his baby mama put him in 'booty camp,' does a full 3 Stacks cosplay, and once dropped a bourbon-and-deer-hunting manifesto out of nowhere.”

Desi · 72 OVR 🥈

The Archive

“the room's living archive and leak-forensics desk, the one dropping four Swae Lee albums' worth of unreleased material and saying a lot in a single line. stresses over her Kalshi results more than anything.”

Bones6228 · 71 OVR 🥈

The Grounder

“grounds every wild take in reality, like pointing out that Cole was selling CDs out his trunk just to get outsold by a knockoff Travis Scott.”

DJRen98 · 70 OVR 🥈

Type-Beat Merchant

“forever self-promoting his Drake ICEMAN-type beats, re-uploading them when nobody bites, and getting Sopranos salute gifs in return. got kicked and let back in on the condition he brings pizza.”

Lunacier · 68 OVR 🥈

House Love Island Scholar

“one of the house Love Island scholars who goes full analyst mode cast by cast, firing off voice notes on every islander. pops in to ask what everyone's doing, then dips straight to sleep.”

ICEY Batman🧊🦇 · 67 OVR 🥈

Link-Posting Chaotic Good

“the link-posting chaotic good of the server, always first with the news and always getting locked out of the voice call mid-flight. once did a whole bit about Batman surviving on welfare checks.”

Mytery · 67 OVR 🥈

The 71 Flex

“a City fan to everyone's shock who announced his age as a flex: '71, some of you cannot chat to me.' fumbled an easy two-person layup at a USA watch party, and screenshots a dead channel as evidence.”

harshe · 67 OVR 🥈

Sharpest Line in the Thread

“vanishes for work, then resurfaces to immediately deliver the single sharpest line in the thread, like clocking exactly how Kendrick stans shaped the collapse of Cole's cultural equity.”

iceypurp · 67 OVR 🥈

Quietly the Funniest

“quietly the funniest supporting player in any drinks debate, the peach-Ciroc-with-peach-Timbits defender. clocked the fake Drake as 'early Aubrey' on the spot, and once offered MARTINI a GoFundMe 'as zakat for the poor.'”

🧊🥷 · 67 OVR 🥈

The Music Theorist

“the room's music theorist, the one who broke Drake's whole discography into five-year eras at ~180 songs each. argues in long voice-note essays, and drops a three-gif combo the moment he's done winning on logic.”

Canada’s Ice Room🦉🧊 · 66 OVR 🥈

The Canadian Degen

“the resident Canadian degen, betting slip always in hand.”

streetsdone · 66 OVR 🥈

Rec-League LeBron

“said the room went silent when she showed up, 'like LeBron walking onto a rec-league court.'”

EIS(aac)MANN · 66 OVR 🥈

Morning, Neighbours

“rolls in with a polite 'morning, neighbours,' insists he's 'all set,' then immediately isn't.”

Mari · 65 OVR 🥈

The WATTBA Ranker

“tunes out the moment she realizes something's AI, but posts the cursed video first anyway.”

Tk · 65 OVR 🥈

Two Frozen Chairs

“new to the room and already corroborating drama unprompted. still mad we only got 'two frozen chairs' this week.”

HOMER · 64 OVR 🥈

Occasionally Right

“chaos energy but occasionally right, the guy who shows up with secondhand Gucci and Pooh Shiesty lore. admitted he'd been skipping a Kendrick verse for years and only just found out.”

B.A.R.K. 📻 · 63 OVR 🥈

The Cultural Analyst

“the group's cultural analyst and music-library obsessive, big on the solo version of everything. once cleared a years-old misunderstanding with MARTINI and admitted he 'always remembers himself nicer than he was.'”

Palo1017 · 63 OVR 🥈

Red-Button Theorist

“fixated on the 'red button' lyric, and a card-carrying member of the album-on-loop club.”

Htownwolf🧊 · 63 OVR 🥈

Cracker Barrel Correspondent

“the truth-files insider who sourced that Iceman was done with Episode 4 coming. reps Houston hard, mostly wants to know if you've got a Cracker Barrel, and is still waiting on his Kroger to stock pineapple upside down cake.”

thatgirlrc · 63 OVR 🥈

Clocked the J-School

“walked in, clocked the interviewer's journalism background on sight, and got the whole room going.”

BDA · 62 OVR 🥈

Messy Agent of Chaos

“a self-described 'messy agent of chaos' and the session's contrarian, who grammar-corrects you mid-debate ('than*') then immediately says 'let's have a good day.'”

phiwe_ · 62 OVR 🥈

South Africa Till Death

“a South Africa supporter riding every missed chance and every win live, who blames Maresca, BlueCo, and 'that lightskin Rosenior' for the whole season. dropped a Gusto clip so grainy it looked 'recorded off a microwave,' then swore it wasn't him.”

Colder To My Dream 🧊 · 61 OVR 🥈

STEM-Maxed City Fan

“a STEM-maxed City fan who owns his weak geography and runs full tactical breakdowns for fun.”

Owlcampfenty · 61 OVR 🥈

Full Caps on Drake Night

“goes full caps the second it's Drake night. you can feel the room's energy shift when he shows up.”

AceNova24 · 61 OVR 🥈

Sabrina's Ride-or-Die

“a Sabrina Carpenter ride-or-die who swears 'nobody's making me switch, that's Maya Hart.' live-posted an entire Keyshia Cole concert through the DJ's fake '5 more minutes' loop until she finally came out.”

angel_v1606 · 60 OVR 🥈

1AM Adonis Defender

“shows up at 1am to defend Adonis, and answers half of everything with a suspicious side-eye gif. broke the Sophie Rains DM story and called Drake 'a straight up gooner' to the whole room.”

Haris45 · 60 OVR 🥈

Always Taking a Census

“walks into every room and takes a census first: 'y'all got Jack Harlow in here?'”

camjetspeed · 60 OVR 🥈

Any Kendrick Fans?

“moves fast and does a bit of everything. usually opens with 'any Kendrick fans in here?'”

matrix19 · 59 OVR 🥉

Founded MaliceFC

“new blood who's already founding clubs. started 'MaliceFC' with Haris.”

murk1o_ · 59 OVR 🥉

The Deadpan Skeptic

“the deadpan skeptic who keeps it to one perfect line, like 'what could he even say.'”

OG · 58 OVR 🥉

The Leak Archivist

“the leak archivist, forever surfacing the OG version of a song you thought you knew.”

dylzdidit · 57 OVR 🥉

Quiet Ear, Loud Taste

“a quiet ear with loud taste. lets the drops do all the talking.”

ALMIGHTEE · 57 OVR 🥉

The Reasonable Stan

“the level-headed one in the insider-account wars, the Drake stan Static says is the only one worth following because he pushes without looking biased. still capable of the bars: 'you got lice man, you gon pay the price man.'”

isvvc02 · 57 OVR 🥉

Takes the Madrid Bait

“the Arsenal fan who comes in hot after every result and takes the Real Madrid bait every time.”

Presto · 56 OVR 🥉

Should I Go CN Tower

“just getting started, but the timing's already there. mostly deciding whether to go up the CN Tower.”

toast2thegods · 56 OVR 🥉

Quietly Lethal

“a steady, quietly lethal voice. once noted he's 'never heard a woman tell me to put some Kendrick on.'”

StarCat💜🔻 · 56 OVR 🥉

Never Speaking Again

“sweet and funny, with certified good energy. threatened to never speak again after nobody said hi.”

ICEMAN🧊 · 55 OVR 🥉

Call Me Iceman

“told the whole room to 'call me iceman' and never looked back, running full ICEMAN listening sessions until he physically can't keep his eyes open. will give you an unprompted conspiratorial read on UMG, Kanye, and what it all 'means.'”