Just @mention Tootsie's with anything. A question, a hot take, “is Drake done”, “what’s this sampling”. She reads the room, checks the right source, and answers in her own voice.
The one idea: on a factual question, a classifier forces her to look something up before she answers. She won’t invent a score, a chart position, or a release date. She pulls it from a real source — then talks.
No slash command. Just @mention and talk to her like a person.
How she answers — the pipeline
question in → grounded answer out
Every mention goes through a quick triage. Banter gets a take straight from her head. A factual question gets routed to the right source first.
Banter goes straight to her voice. A factual question hits a real source first — then she talks.
The sources she routes to
she picks the one that actually answers
She has a shelf of tools. On a factual question the classifier picks whichever source is right for that type of question — not just the web.
She doesn’t guess. A chart-peak question hits Wikipedia’s discography table. A live score hits the scores feed. Wrong source for the question = she’ll route to a better one.
Natural language routing
you don’t need slash commands
She figures out what you actually meant. Say it like a person and she’ll route it to the right surface.
The classifier defaults hard to a regular answer, so ordinary banter always just gets a reply.
What you can get back
text is the default · but not the only option
Most answers are text. But she can go further if the moment calls for it.
Voice and gif ride alongside the text answer — they don’t replace it. For a picture she nominates it inline; you can also hand her an image and say “remix this.”
She won’t fabricate or co-sign
guardrails that hold under pressure
Two hard lines she doesn’t cross: she won’t roll a live score forward to a fake final, and she won’t ratify a charged claim just because you pushed. On a genuine opinion question she gives a bartender’s line and moves on.
She holds verified in-context data under pushback and won’t be moved to a fake final. On a contested social claim she’ll give a line and steer back to the bar — not write the op-ed.
What she can see and hear
vision, images by link, and voice notes
She reads images you post in the channel. If she only has a link to an image (say, from a search result), she can look at it on demand. She also answers voice notes out loud when her voice is provisioned.
Vision is always on for attached images. A link-only image needs an explicit “look at this.” A voice note reply to her gets a spoken answer in kind.
She points you to the real command
no invented slash commands
She knows the actual commands this bot has. Ask her how to do something and she’ll tell you the real slash command — not make one up.
She carries a full guide to every real command. If you ask how to do something, she’ll send you the right one — no invented names.
No slash command needed. Just @mention her and talk. She reads the room, picks the right source, and answers. Rate limits exist but are generous — use her freely.
under the hoodClaude (Opus) · Perplexity · web search · Genius · MusicBrainz · Wikipedia · Wikidata · Apple Music / iTunes · Deezer · API-Sports · SportsGameOdds · The Odds API · Polymarket · Kalshi · OpenAI (vision)